jogos olímpicos dois mil e oito - second best

I was in London about a month ago, the world cup was going on. I enjoy any sporting events where nations get involved. I found that the most exciting. The Olympics is really my favorite - sporting event! Although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. I think if I was an Olympic athletic I would rather come in last than win the silver! If you think about it... you know, you win the gold, you feel good! You win the bronze you think, well at least I've got something, but you that win that silver it's like Congratulations, you almost won! Of all the losers, you come first of that group! You're the number one looser! No one lost a head of you!

And they don't lose by much, you know... this short races... 300 of a second, 200 of a second, I don't know how they live with that the rest of their lives, 'cause you've got to tell the story, everybody wants to hear the story! Wow, congratulations - silver medal! Did you trip; did you not hear the gun go off, tell us what happen?!

It's a 100 of a second...

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I train, I workout, I exercised my entire life, I never had a date, I never had a drink, I never had a beer, I was doing pushups since I was a fetus, I flew half way around the world, everybody I knew in my all life was there, the guy set up the gun and... oh...

And they always have that photo finish, and the photo finish is always: silver, gold! Greatest guy in the world, never heard of him!

jerry seinfeld